Naomi Paradise

- Joy Division, it's a very nazi name

- Yeah, but it's quite cheery as well... You know, "joy"

i saw you playing chess with death yesterday

  "Yuppie stands for 'young upwardly mobile prOfessional'.
 Nightclub flunkie is not a prOfessional category. I wish we were
 yuppies. Young, upwardly mobile, prOfessional. Those are good
 things, not bad things."

/ last days of disco

life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon

woody allen / annie hall

"my grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by cossacks"

Wiz Kid

I'm back where I once started. Slam Nation is in the VCR right now. Very depressing. I thought I could cover up my yearning with Party Monster. Not even the Shockumentary was good enough. My dream is to date an international model. On the cover of a magazine.

Pick Me Up

It was my dealers fault. If he had coke, I would have done coke.

He only had crystal, so I did crystal.

Love will tear us Apart

I'm on the verge of having a life crisis.

I'm going postal and I'm not sure why I'm doing this at all.

Save the last dance for me

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My father just told me that laywers can't lie, but they are not obligated to tell the whole truth.

I'll never fall again.